It’s plain and simple. Eat the shit that’s on your plate, or don’t. I’m not cooking something special just for you. No, you may not have a snack later and for breakfast you will be eating what is on your plate right now. Yes, I am a jerk. No, I don’t care if you call social services. Imagine how dumb you’ll look when you say your dad’s abusing you by making you eat spinach.
A woman once said to me, “My son will only eat chicken nuggets.” My response, “take him on a week-long camping trip and see how long it takes before he is eating oatmeal.” She never did take him camping. Last time I checked, he was twenty-three years old, living in his mom’s basement, with clogged arteries, bad skin, and a sixteen hour a day internet habit. Good luck getting laid. Make sure your kids have a diverse diet. It makes a difference later in life.
A woman once said to me, “My son will only eat chicken nuggets.” My response, “take him on a week-long camping trip and see how long it takes before he is eating oatmeal.” She never did take him camping. Last time I checked, he was twenty-three years old, living in his mom’s basement, with clogged arteries, bad skin, and a sixteen hour a day internet habit. Good luck getting laid. Make sure your kids have a diverse diet. It makes a difference later in life.
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