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Picky Eaters

3/10/2014

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It’s plain and simple.  Eat the shit that’s on your plate, or don’t.  I’m not cooking something special just for you.  No, you may not have a snack later and for breakfast you will be eating what is on your plate right now.  Yes, I am a jerk.  No, I don’t care if you call social services.  Imagine how dumb you’ll look when you say your dad’s abusing you by making you eat spinach.

A woman once said to me,  “My son will only eat chicken nuggets.”  My response, “take him on a week-long camping trip and see how long it takes before he is eating oatmeal.”  She never did take him camping.  Last time I checked, he was twenty-three years old, living in his mom’s basement, with clogged arteries, bad skin, and a sixteen hour a day internet habit.  Good luck getting laid.  Make sure your kids have a diverse diet.  It makes a difference later in life.

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